prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

You loved a man who treated you like absinthe, half poison and half god. —Anais Nin   (via weareallgoingtoburninhellpt2)

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

berryhudson:

why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

superwholock-avenger:

That’s…just…incredibly accurate. ;-;

how to be my friend on tumblr

aobasluttygaki:

1. literally just fucking talk to me

2. thats it

hiitsmekevin:

Better in slow-mo

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

Y’all ‘bout to find God, make you an instant preacher They should have never let Cena spit with Wiz Khalifa We all day fam, hotter than a sauna I’m not from Chi city but I’m common on the corner We always hustle hard, you ballin’ incidental I’m ‘bout to go on trial, murderin’ instrumentals I dumb it down for you, I keep it simple, son I need 4 fingers, I’m givin’ you the middle one.

greymichaela:

the-ruler-by-sam-winchesters-bed:

canada-cheese:

young supernatural cast

can i get an amen?

you may

Can I get Richard?

insertcoolpunhere:

maraudingmaps:

we all knew that was coming before we scrolled down

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